Now About That Name…

13 Jul

July 13, 2015

This is a Chinese restaurant in Wildwood New Jersey. It really does have to be a Chinese restaurant, doesn’t it? Anything else and it would be an even worse name. This really sounds like something a guy commits and ends up on the sex offender registry.

DSCF0571Two guys are locked up in jail block C:

CONVICT 1: What you in for?
CONVICT 2: Yo, I beat up my baby mama, b**ch wanted me to give up the b**ches, you know? Ain’t how I roll. What you do?
CONVICT 1: I committed a dong sin.
CONVICT 2: Yo, you on the registry now, homes!

The proverbial sin of the dong. Men are such animals.


(Thanks Saarah, for snapping the pic. 🙂 )


11 Responses to “Now About That Name…”

  1. zathra July 13, 2015 at 1:31 am #

    I seem to recall that the Philippine Catholic Church ( I don’t know if they’re somehow affiliated with Roman Catholics, & I don’t really care ) had a Cardinal named Jaime Sin, & he joked about it. A LOT. Not quite as funny as Dong Sin.


    • bmj2k July 13, 2015 at 1:53 am #

      At least Cardial Sin was born with that name. At what point does someone ask the restaurant people “are you sure about that name?”

      Liked by 1 person

      • zathra July 13, 2015 at 2:13 am #

        I’ll give you that point……


  2. Matt Cowan July 13, 2015 at 6:28 am #

    Please tell me they have one of those cheesy, homemade TV commercials where the owner keeps awkwardly reiterating the restaurant’s name.


  3. Mac of BIOnighT July 13, 2015 at 8:06 pm #

    Do you go to hell for dong sinning?


    • bmj2k July 13, 2015 at 8:30 pm #

      Hmm. Might have to ask the Pope about that one.


    • bmj2k July 13, 2015 at 8:31 pm #

      “Forgive me, father, for I have dong sinned.”


      • Mac of BIOnighT July 13, 2015 at 9:57 pm #

        😀 Oh well, every dong has its day, I guess… ;-P

        Liked by 1 person

        • zathra July 13, 2015 at 11:30 pm #

          ” Ding Dong Sin, the witch is dead, which old witch, the Wicked old Witch. Ding Dong Sin the Wicked Witch is dead….. ” 🙂

          Liked by 1 person

          • Mac of BIOnighT July 14, 2015 at 2:05 pm #

            If we keep writing these things, it won’t be dong before we’re all arrested…


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