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Picture Postcard: The Creep On The Course

20 Jul

July 20, 2015

I was on a ghost tour in Cape May NJ recently. We were riding in an old-fashioned trolley and the guide was relating the haunted history of each house. In this house is the ghost of a jilted lover, she told us, and in another house the spirits of long-dead children still roamed the halls.

It was dusk and the mood was right. There were old Victorian mansions and smaller, centuries-old homes. She regaled us with stories of phantom men who wander the streets, and stories of business rivals who still duel in the night.

As we went down one particularly old, cobblestoned street, she warned us that he place in Cape May that scared her the most, that creeped her out more than anything else, was right ahead of us.

All eyes went forward, looking for the next old home or haunted alley.

We saw this:

course creep

This weird guy on the 12th hole of a miniature golf course caused her more sleepless nights than any ghoul or apparition ever did.

Me? I think there is something evil in the eyes.



Sneak Peek of the Week: July 19th, 2015

19 Jul

July 19, 2015

fat guy threat

Sorry, Fat Guy. It’s hard to fit you in sometimes. But don’t worry, I’ll see what we can do.

It’s going to be one of those weird weeks coming up. We’ll check out a creep on a golf course that freaked out the guide on a ghost tour, and I’ll share my own story of when some creep tried to either pick me up or abduct me, I’m not sure which. This isn’t a childhood story, this happened last week!

All this, a pair of conjoined transgender mermaids, and the world’s sexiest gorilla, coming up this week on Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride at bmj2k.com.

And oh yeah, I’ll try to find a spot for the Fat Guy too.


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