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Now About That Name…

13 Jul

July 13, 2015

This is a Chinese restaurant in Wildwood New Jersey. It really does have to be a Chinese restaurant, doesn’t it? Anything else and it would be an even worse name. This really sounds like something a guy commits and ends up on the sex offender registry.

DSCF0571Two guys are locked up in jail block C:

CONVICT 1: What you in for?
CONVICT 2: Yo, I beat up my baby mama, b**ch wanted me to give up the b**ches, you know? Ain’t how I roll. What you do?
CONVICT 1: I committed a dong sin.
CONVICT 2: Yo, you on the registry now, homes!

The proverbial sin of the dong. Men are such animals.

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(Thanks Saarah, for snapping the pic. 🙂 )

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Picture Postcard: Homer Simpson Graffiti

11 Jul

July 11, 2015

Saw this nice bit of graffiti at a train station in my neck of Brooklyn. It’s been there for years, but they are finally beginning a long overdue overhaul of the station, and there’s a chance it may not be there much longer. What makes this Simpson’s related is the doughnut, of course. Almost directly opposite on the other platform is an older, faded “Homer,” but it is in generic graffiti style, and there’s no doughnut.

homer 2012

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