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Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas Classics)

26 Dec

December 26, 2012

Ahh, the Christmas movie. Think Miracle on 34th Street, think It’s a Wonderful Life, don’t think of any of these. TIP: If it stars Hulk Hogan, it is not destined to be a classic. 

From December 26, 2011

Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.

 

Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR PALS AT MR. BLOG!

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“Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” by Tiny Tim. (Christmas Classic)

24 Dec

December 24, 2012

It it completely appropriate that I am publishing this under the Allan Keyes banner since, as you’ll see below, it was he who originally suggested this two years ago.

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December 25, 2010

Don’t hate me. This was suggested by oft-time commenter, the full-time Allan Keyes.

Don’t know who Tiny Tim was? This isn’t the “God bless us, everyone” kid. This is the banjo-playing freak show who was popular in the 1960’s and 70’s. Popular for what you ask? I don’t know. He was one of those people whom someone one day called a celebrity and no one argued. I’d compare him to Paris Hilton but I don’t like to speak ill of the dead.

So, with apologies, here is “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.”

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