May 16, 2022
SCENARIO # 1
Superman saves Metropolis from a satellite falling out of orbit. He deposits the wreckage in Shuster Park, where he uses his super strength to mold the metal into a modern art sculpture.
Later that night, Lex Luthor lifts some fingerprints from the sculpture, and uses his evil computer to run the prints through every database on Earth.
Ten seconds later, a match. “Clark Kent is Superman!”
Shouldn’t Superman wear gloves?
SCENARIO # 2
Batman defeats Bane after a vicious slugfest in front of City Hall. Bane’s strength nearly proves too much for Batman, breaking several bones and covering Batman in his own blood.
Bane is taken to jail, Batman returns to his cave, and CSU arrives to examine the crime scene.
“Hey,” thinks one of the crime scene techs., “Batman’s blood is all over the street. I wonder…”
A few hours later, the tech runs Batman’s DNA and finds a match. “Bruce Wayne is Batman!”
Shouldn’t Batman clean up his own mess?
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Mr. BTR’s Blog Notes:
1- Two old logos in one post! Way to recycle, Mr. B.
2- I started with 3 logos, but I removed The Imponderable header. Even for me , that was overkill.
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Interesting questions! You’d also think masks would get torn during some of these fights and someone’s doorbell camera would reveal their identity.
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