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Imponderable #96: The NFL vs. Justin Bieber

7 Jun

June 7, 2013

Yes, you read that correctly.

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So what’s the Vegas line on this?

The most amazing thing about this story is that for once it is not the football player in trouble for speeding or doing drugs. Frankly, take out “Justin Bieber” and insert the name of almost any Dallas Cowboy and you have  story you’ve read a million times before. Of course, the fact that it really is Justin Bieber is the icing on the cake. Seriously, let Bieber come across Dez Bryant in a dark alley. Then we’ll see if Bieber has an inch of clear, unbruised skin left to get one more of his god-awful tattoos.

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Were those tattoos copied out of a children's book? The who tattooed the cover of "Where the Wild Things Are" on his ass is cooler.

Were those tattoos copied out of a children’s book? The guy who tattooed the cover of “Where the Wild Things Are” on his ass is cooler.

 

Personally, I’m hoping he hooks up with Amanda Bynes and let the fun begin.

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2 Responses to “Imponderable #96: The NFL vs. Justin Bieber”

  1. T E Stazyk June 7, 2013 at 3:32 am #

    What are they complaining about? At least he’s not singing.

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  2. allenkeyes June 7, 2013 at 11:56 am #

    This is my favorite story of the year

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