The most amazing thing about this story is that for once it is not the football player in trouble for speeding or doing drugs. Frankly, take out “Justin Bieber” and insert the name of almost any Dallas Cowboy and you have story you’ve read a million times before. Of course, the fact that it really is Justin Bieber is the icing on the cake. Seriously, let Bieber come across Dez Bryant in a dark alley. Then we’ll see if Bieber has an inch of clear, unbruised skin left to get one more of his god-awful tattoos.
TQII
Were those tattoos copied out of a children’s book? The guy who tattooed the cover of “Where the Wild Things Are” on his ass is cooler.
Personally, I’m hoping he hooks up with Amanda Bynes and let the fun begin.
You ever have a dream that’s just unreachable? No matter how hard you try, you just can’t make happen? I feel your pain. For years I’ve been dreaming about getting the perfect tattoo. But no matter how hard I look, I can never find an artist who can handle my requirements. And really, what’s so hard about it anyway? Why is it so impossible to find a tattoo parlor that can handle something simple like a full-face picture of Jerry Orbach as he looked in Dirty Dancing, with the words “Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner” underneath in gothic script?? It’s not like I asked for anything hard like “mother” or the classic battleship. Oh well. My dream tattoo is awesome but below are some
This woman needs to be beaten with a Plinko stick.
I believe this pair of YouTube clips sums up my feelings.
I understand that she plans on hiding this with an awkwardly placed bandana for the rest of her life.
This is the Jar Jar Binks of Star Wars tattoos. I can’t decide if this was done by a trained monkey or talented five-year old. PS- Don’t ask to see his Death Star!
And the #1 is……………………………
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………………on second review, this one is AWESOME!
Looking at these has given me an idea for an even better dream tattoo…..what do you all think?
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