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Imponderable #94: Anthony Weiner / NYC

24 May

May 24, 2013

Anthony Weiner thrust himself into the New York City Mayoral election yesterday.

“I’ve thought long and hard about this,” he said as he stood proud and erect in front of his audience. “I feel that over the last few years I’ve shown you what I’m made of, and I’ve exposed myself to the will of the public.”

Weiner’s announcement came at the climax of what was otherwise a flaccid news day.

“I will not go limp at the finish, nor will I allow my poll numbers to slip. I will go deep in the race and I will finish first. And I will leave the electorate satisfied.” Candidate Weiner then basked in the afterglow of his ejaculation.

 

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandal

ween

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

 

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

From http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/22/18413244-i-hope-i-get-a-second-chance-anthony-weiner-launches-bid-to-become-nyc-mayor?lite

nebween

 

This guy thinks he can be Mayor?
The question is- no wait, first read this:

From http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/anthony-weiner-logo-features-pittsburgh-skyline-193243770.html

w1

The question is Imponderable.

From http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/23/shame-on-us-new-york-gov-cuomo-rips-anthony-weiner-comeback-bid/

foxween

 

 

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