August 10, 2012
Brace yourselves, this is a good one.
Thanks to Jimbo, I have for you this week a pair of perfectly complimentary news stories.
Let’s begin in Russia.
Just look at that picture, she really is a cute kid. What? That’s the cow? Sorry.
And now, let’s travel to Bali.
Hmm. Based on the first story, perhaps he was right. Maybe, just maybe, it really was a beautiful woman trying to seduce him by… disguising herself as a cow… and… uh… wooing him.
Could that really be the case?
The question is Imp- oh not it’s not; I can’t even finish typing it.
And here is the video. By the way, I apologize in advance for the annoying guy. And what the heck is Buzz: 60 anyway?






The 1st story is at least partially understandable on some levels. The story about the boy on Bali getting busy with, then forced to marry, a member of the bovine persuasion -There must’ve been drugs & / or mental dysfunction involved. Weird.
For something truly strange, BTW, Google ” Elena Hoyos ” or ” Count von Cassle “
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I believe both stories, but I don’t know why the cow girl would drink milk from a saucer. Shouldn’t she eat grass?
If the number of “sheep shagging” jokes you hear down here is any indication, the Bali story is not at all unusual. I think the retributive justice idea is pretty good–I doubt if he’ll ever do it again. But I don’t know why they had to drown the cow afterwards.
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Bet that guy from Bali has to go to the barbers often – heard he’s got a really bad cow lick.
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