Imponderable #57: Russia, Bali

10 Aug

August 10, 2012

Brace yourselves, this is a good one.

Thanks to Jimbo, I have for you this week a pair of perfectly complimentary news stories.

Let’s begin in Russia.

Just look at that picture, she really is a cute kid. What? That’s the cow? Sorry.

And now, let’s travel to Bali.

Hmm. Based on the first story, perhaps he was right. Maybe, just maybe, it really was a beautiful woman trying to seduce him by… disguising herself as a cow… and… uh… wooing him.

Could that really be the case?

The question is Imp- oh not it’s not; I can’t even finish typing it.

And here is the video. By the way, I apologize in advance for the annoying guy. And what the heck is Buzz: 60 anyway?


3 Responses to “Imponderable #57: Russia, Bali”

  1. zathra August 10, 2012 at 1:05 am #

    The 1st story is at least partially understandable on some levels. The story about the boy on Bali getting busy with, then forced to marry, a member of the bovine persuasion -There must’ve been drugs & / or mental dysfunction involved. Weird.

    For something truly strange, BTW, Google ” Elena Hoyos ” or ” Count von Cassle “


  2. Thomas Stazyk August 10, 2012 at 1:37 am #

    I believe both stories, but I don’t know why the cow girl would drink milk from a saucer. Shouldn’t she eat grass?

    If the number of “sheep shagging” jokes you hear down here is any indication, the Bali story is not at all unusual. I think the retributive justice idea is pretty good–I doubt if he’ll ever do it again. But I don’t know why they had to drown the cow afterwards.


  3. Jimbo August 10, 2012 at 9:23 am #

    Bet that guy from Bali has to go to the barbers often – heard he’s got a really bad cow lick.


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