Archive | June, 2012

Top Ten Lamest Super Powers

6 Jun

June 6, 2012

Top Ten

Lamest Super Powers

Hobo Vision

Able to hypnotize only the lactose intolerant

Moves like Jagger

Really really hairy

Can tell when a young boy is sad

Can predict 2 out of 7 lottery numbers.

Never loses a sock in the wash.

Can reverse his own puberty. WHY???

Gaydar Jamming

Animal Muse

Top Ten Rejected Marvel Superheroes

5 Jun

June 5, 2012

 

TOP TEN REJECTED SUPERHEROES

The Oversleeper

Black Tuna

Captain Turks and Caicos

Al Sharpton

The Earthworm

Gelatin Man

The Udderly Fabulous Cow Man

Limp Richard

Average Man

Fat Guy Squeezed Into Spandex