Top Ten Lamest Super Powers

6 Jun

June 6, 2012

Top Ten

Lamest Super Powers

Hobo Vision

Able to hypnotize only the lactose intolerant

Moves like Jagger

Really really hairy

Can tell when a young boy is sad

Can predict 2 out of 7 lottery numbers.

Never loses a sock in the wash.

Can reverse his own puberty. WHY???

Gaydar Jamming

Animal Muse

8 Responses to “Top Ten Lamest Super Powers”

  1. zathra June 6, 2012 at 3:22 am #

    Interesting deca – list of powers !

    What about : Can make any eyewear look really cool.

    Plays a guitar like ringing a bell.

    Ability to spit into the wind, can pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, & he can mess around with Jim ( I don’t know about that last part ).

    Has the ability to tell Lady Gaga that she’s really just a Madonna wanna – be.


    • bmj2k June 6, 2012 at 11:51 am #

      I think Madonna is working on that one too.


      • zathra June 6, 2012 at 6:40 pm #

        How about the ability to say that ” Gaga has no talent ” in ten languages at once ? I wish I had that one. 😉


  2. Jimbo June 6, 2012 at 6:54 am #

    I’ve always felt I too had a secret super power – the ability to tell when someone has had a hair trim.


    • zathra June 6, 2012 at 9:53 am #

      I can cancel a good tv series just by WATCHING it. Or once I find a cable channel with interesting programming, my cable provider drops it from the line – up. Whether that’s a bona fide super power, I’m not sure.


    • bmj2k June 6, 2012 at 11:24 am #

      Many men develop that that as a proactive girlfriend defense.


  3. Jimbo June 6, 2012 at 7:02 am #
      These are all good…NICE JOB!

      How about:

      Able to read printed material upside down (I am able to do this!)

      Able to read through the other side of an upside down newspaper (I am able to do this too!)

      Able to imagine large projects, going so far as to articulate them on paper, then never do them!

      Able to yell at people with your eyebrows!

      (Female super power only) Able to never shave and never have anyone notice because body hair is so fine.

      Ability to not do the dinner dishes and yet, not feel guilty about it.

      Ability to store and collect CD’s and software for computer operating systems that are older than 10 years.


    • bmj2k June 6, 2012 at 11:23 am #

      I think I have the last two.


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