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Your Daily Horoscope: November 18th, 2014

18 Nov

November 18, 2014

Your Daily Horoscope: November 18th, 2014

  • Aries: Today will be a good day to indulge your hidden desires, but not in public! That sort of thing is still illegal in this country.
  • Taurus: You will come into money today! A Nigerian Prince will contact you about transferring a large sum of money out of his country. Be sure to give him your social security number.
  • Gemini: The moon is in the second house. See loser? Even the moon can afford two houses, and you still live your parent’s basement.
  • Cancer: You will get cancer. HA! Just kidding!
  • Leo: Avoid using deodorant today. This will keep your boss from approaching you with extra work.
  • Virgo: Today will be a great day to email a Taurus while pretending to be a Nigerian Prince.
  • Libra: Today is your lucky day! If you’re hoping your wife will ask for a divorce, that is.
  • Scorpio: You might want to consider getting a cool tattoo on your face, just like Mike Tyson.
  • Sagittarius: Magic 8 Ball says: YES
  • Capricorn: You will meet a handsome stranger. His name is Jeph. You will dislike him intensely.
  • Aquarius: If you know anyone who is a Taurus, don’t let on that I’m just screwing with him about that whole Nigerian Prince thing, OK?
  • Pisces: Insert your own “Uranus is ascending” joke.

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Sneak Peak Plus! 6/24/2012

24 Jun

June 24, 2012

In this edition of Sneak Peek Plus!:
-Here’s What You Missed Last Week
-Sneak Peek of the Week of June 27th, 2012
-More Mike Tyson
-Trivia Quiz

Here’s What You Missed Last Week:

Allan Keyes looked at the molestache and the Classic Repost took you into space. We saw some cheap diners and Picture Postcard took you to the zoo. Mike Tyson starred on Broadway and we speculated that Rex Morgan MD had some plastic surgery.

Sneak Peek of the Week of June 27th, 2012

The Classic Repost looks at another instructional primer. Allan Keyes does another wacky search. Hollywood Russell comes back in an all-new tale.

More Mike Tyson

On Friday the Imponderable featured Mike Tyson on Broadway. Now I present an all-time classic Mike Tyson interview.

Trivia Quiz

See if you can answer these questions about some recent blogs.

1-Which celebrity do I think should be allowed to build a windmill?
 2- Allan Keyes Rickrolled you with which picture?
 3- Whar happened to Rex Morgan’s hair?
 4- Who was “the spirit of music who lives in all of us”?
 5- Which animal sulked at the zoo?

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