May 15, 2011
This is Agent Zero reporting from deep inside Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride. I’ve uncovered a lot of evidence that a crime wave will take place here next week. And I’m not just talking about the usual crimes againt comedy that get committed here day in and day out, like The American Chopper Rundown and Saturday Comics. I have evidence of mail theft, proof of the smuggling of illegal Chinese knock-offs, and documentation of corruption in the highest levels of the Iranian government.
I also found this little doozy that I hope doesn’t fall into the wrong hands:
This is deep. The conspiracy goes all the way to the top.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
I smell a major conspiracy. I’m sure it’s no coincidence that this post is dated the 15th of May and 15 backwards is 51 which means there is an Area 51/Roswell connection. Given that you are known to have access to OBL’s computer (how good is the porn BTW) you clearly have found a missing link between extraterrestrial visitations and Al Qaeda. I can’t wait to real all about it.
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All I can say about OBL’s porn stash is that I don’t see how he could resist. That goat had a come-hither look.
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You’re baaaad
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How can I possibly wait?
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The sneak peek is actually the one thing every week that drives me nuts. How can I do the same thing every Sunday in an original way? This Sunday I am doing it with pinup girls. (I know haw that sounds and I am not rewriting it.)
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