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Tag Archives: Star Trek: The Next Generation

Dudes In Space!

12 Sep

September 12, 2018

It’s totally time to start a new space adventure!

 


The Time: The future. Way, way in the future, like when you get an estimate on how long it’ll take them to paint your house and it goes way past the estimate and they are charging you for like rags and stuff. What’s up with that? So yeah, that far in the future.

The Place: Space. Somewhere like in a nebula or something. Or a black hole. Whichever is cooler, take your pick. Maybe Underwater? Nah, space.

Super Space Guy Hunk Blockcheese strides across the bridge of his spaceship. It’s really awesome with lots of expensive bling. He stops near the navigator, Callie Fornia, and flexes. He’s like got a crush on her and stuff but he’s too much of a wuss to tell her, so after a couple of minutes he goes to the gym to oil his pecs.

Meanwhile, somewhere else far away, maybe on a planet or a moon or something, there’s this evil guy all covered with tats. He has like a real mad on for Hunk Blockcheese because of something that happened in high school. It was totally his mom’s fault for always buying him those cheap department store pants. He doesn’t want to talk about it.

Blockcheese comes back from the gym, all pumped up. He sits in his chair and wants to know like where they are, you know, with coordinates and things like that. He’s trying to sound all professional and stuff because he thinks Callie Fornia likes those kinda guys.

This spaceship also has robots too, and they can fly.


 

Like wow! This is going to be … good?

 

 

 

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Top Ten Lost Television Episodes

15 Oct

October 15, 2013

In honor of the recovery of the lost Doctor Who episodes Enemy of the World and The Web of Fear, I present this list of lost episodes of other shows that I wish would turn up again. Unseen since their first airing, these are all lost classics.

 

t1      The Honeymooners, episode 19: “Ralph Gets an Enema.”

 

t2All in the Family season 4, episode 6: “Archie and Mike Share a Kiss.”

 

t3 Sesame Street, 1972: “W is for Watergate.”

 

t4Buffy the Vampire Slayer, final season: “Buffy and Willow Get It On.”


t5
Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 7: “Picard Finally Pulls that Stick Out of His Ass.”

 

t6To Catch a Predator, 2007: “Predator Is Not Offered Cookies or Lemonade.”

 

t7I Love Lucy, season 2: “Ricky Smacks Lucy.”

 

t8aAmerican Chopper, 2012: “Paul Senior Goes to a Gay Biker Bar”


A man talks on his cell phone after taking part in the 10th Annual No Pants Subway Ride in New York City
Meet The Press, 1998: “Pantsless Presidential Press Conference”


t10
M*A*S*H, season 9: “Hawkeye Defects to North Korea”

 

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