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He Loves The Honeymooners

5 Apr

April 5, 2014

A little over three years ago, on January 11th, 2011, I wrote a blog around this letter, which appeared in the New York Daily News.

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Frankly, I felt sorry for the guy, he was 63 after all. I didn’t even imply that he might have gone a little senile.

I fail to see the problem here. They aired The Honeymooners at one in the afternoon on a day when most people are home and sleep late. Should channel 11 have shown it at one in the morning and forced an old man to stay up to the wee hours of the night? Did he really want to be up, at age 63, watching TV at 4 am? Is this an overreaction, or can someone explain this to me? And while you’re at it, explain to me why this guy felt the need to write to the newspaper about it.

Now flash back to  the present. I’ve pretty much given up on The Daily News. Never a bastion of journalism, they’ve resorted to doing little more than calling out random people as jerks on their front page. In the three years since that letter appeared, it is fair to say that I’ve seen The Voice of the People less than a few dozen times. So I’ll leave it to you to calculate the odds that earlier this week I should run across this letter:

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Three years later, same guy! Still loves The Honeymooners, in fact moved so deeply by it that he had to let the world know with his letter. I can only imagine the orgasmic letters he sends to the station that actually airs the show. But my favorite part of the letter? “I even have my lovely grandchildren imitate them.”

“Grandpa, I’m hungry. Can we eat now?”
“Not until you do the “can it core a apple” skit!”
“Grandpaaaaa!”
“Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Timmy!”

How many letters did he send in that I missed over the years? How many love letters has he sent Audrey “Alice Kramden” Meadows? And how many times has he bitten someone’s hand when they tried to change the channel?

 

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Top Ten Lost Television Episodes

15 Oct

October 15, 2013

In honor of the recovery of the lost Doctor Who episodes Enemy of the World and The Web of Fear, I present this list of lost episodes of other shows that I wish would turn up again. Unseen since their first airing, these are all lost classics.

 

t1      The Honeymooners, episode 19: “Ralph Gets an Enema.”

 

t2All in the Family season 4, episode 6: “Archie and Mike Share a Kiss.”

 

t3 Sesame Street, 1972: “W is for Watergate.”

 

t4Buffy the Vampire Slayer, final season: “Buffy and Willow Get It On.”


t5
Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 7: “Picard Finally Pulls that Stick Out of His Ass.”

 

t6To Catch a Predator, 2007: “Predator Is Not Offered Cookies or Lemonade.”

 

t7I Love Lucy, season 2: “Ricky Smacks Lucy.”

 

t8aAmerican Chopper, 2012: “Paul Senior Goes to a Gay Biker Bar”


A man talks on his cell phone after taking part in the 10th Annual No Pants Subway Ride in New York City
Meet The Press, 1998: “Pantsless Presidential Press Conference”


t10
M*A*S*H, season 9: “Hawkeye Defects to North Korea”

 

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