Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride

August 26, 2011

I understand and believe that animals have a place in law enforcement.

This is not it.

Geese make noise when they sense “strange movements.” I think that to a goose pretty much every movement a human makes is strange. How can a goose differentiate between normal yard activity and someone getting a shiv in the back?

Even granting their premise, I think they would need a whole flock of geese to cover the prison. How much help do they really think they will get out of two geese?

The question is Imponderable. 

My apologies to Pierre’s friend Gus the Goose.

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