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Imponderable #94: Anthony Weiner / NYC

24 May

May 24, 2013

Anthony Weiner thrust himself into the New York City Mayoral election yesterday.

“I’ve thought long and hard about this,” he said as he stood proud and erect in front of his audience. “I feel that over the last few years I’ve shown you what I’m made of, and I’ve exposed myself to the will of the public.”

Weiner’s announcement came at the climax of what was otherwise a flaccid news day.

“I will not go limp at the finish, nor will I allow my poll numbers to slip. I will go deep in the race and I will finish first. And I will leave the electorate satisfied.” Candidate Weiner then basked in the afterglow of his ejaculation.

 

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandal

ween

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

 

This is the only one I can print. In other pictures he drops the towel and, well, you know…

From http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/22/18413244-i-hope-i-get-a-second-chance-anthony-weiner-launches-bid-to-become-nyc-mayor?lite

nebween

 

This guy thinks he can be Mayor?
The question is- no wait, first read this:

From http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/anthony-weiner-logo-features-pittsburgh-skyline-193243770.html

w1

The question is Imponderable.

From http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/23/shame-on-us-new-york-gov-cuomo-rips-anthony-weiner-comeback-bid/

foxween

 

 

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Another Example of Do-Nothing Government

23 May

May 23, 2013

What am I paying taxes for if not to get my local streets fixed and properly repaired? If I lived in England I would be very upset.

vor1

This is an egregious breach of the public trust. This could be bad- very bad. ANYTHING could come through that portal- Roman Centurions, anal-probing aliens from Betelgeuse, even an other-dimensional Kanye West where he is pregnant with Kim Kardashian’s baby. Frankly, I can’t have that.

And the snake? Is no one else concerned that it could be Jörmungandr, the Midgard Serpent of Norse mythology whose final battle with Thor will be fought at Ragnarök? This could be the end, ladies and gentlemen. You may be reading the last installment of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride and, indeed, everything else as well.

So I say goodbye, internet public. Goodbye world. So long to all that I have known. This vortex is going to be the end of us all.

And the local Brighton officials will have no one else to blame when the pregnant Kanye West comes after them.

 

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