January 13, 2013
On this day in the year 3658, invading galactic hordes will scour the Earth looking for your descendants. Upon finding them, they will totally eradicate every single member of your bloodline, and leave the Earth a devastated world.
There is nothing you can do now to stop this, but had you not cut off that guy in traffic last week, all this could have been avoided.
You know, thinking back, maybe we should have warned you in advance.
Sorry.
January 9, 2014
Dennis rodman sure is making headlines with his North Korean Love Tour. He’ singing Happy Birthday to a brutal dictator, he’s dropping F-bombs and screaming at reporters on CNN, and he’s making the rest of his NBA aging all-stars rethink their life choices.
When he returns to the USA he has a lot of options for his next move. We here at BTR/Gossip have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he’s planning a jailhouse visit to Bernie Madoff, as well as a trip to Cuba to party with Raul Castro. But even worse, I hear he’s planning on deflowering Honey Boo Boo when she comes of age.
Well, the Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride say “why not us?”
Hey, Kim Jung-Un threw his uncle to the dogs? I’ll throw Allan Keyes to the rabid wolverines. How about that, Rodman?
3/4 of North Korea has no electricity? I’ve been running Mr. BTR on candle power for years.
I don’t need a team of all-stars or a Happy Birthday serenade. Show up, take a few pics, we’ll share some wings, and we’ll get about a billion hits for bmj2k.com. That’s what it’s all about.
See you soon Dennis!
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