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Late Night Movie House of Crap: King Of The Nut Shots

28 May

May 28, 2012

I am a fan of America’s Got Talent. Admittedly, I have not had much of a chance to see it this season but what I did see… wow.

The other night between the Rangers vs. Devils and American Chopper, I had a few minutes to flip channels and I saw this- and only this- on America’s Got Talent. I am a very, very lucky man. This is the only act I have seen all season and now I am sharing it with you.

This does, though, stretch the definition of “talent” but if I were a judge, this act would be sailing through to the finals. If he survives.

I present to you, The King of the Nut Shots:

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Imponderable #46: Rochester New York

18 May

May 18, 2012

Big deal. Nikon has a wormhole to Dimension X in their basement. Proctor and Gamble is reanimating the dead in a Plan Nine-style attempt to take over the Earth. Wal-Mart already perfected their time-tunnel and traveled back in time to kill Chester A. Arthur. A nuclear reactor in Kodak’s basement? Wake me when someone doesn’t have a nuke.

North Korea. Iran. Kodak. I knew that the film and camera business was dying but to become an atomic arms peddler? Kodak, what are you thinking? Funding international terrorism? Why, Kodak, why?

Anyway, the Imponderable is not that Kodak had the reactor, for which they do have legitimate uses, but why weren’t the local authorities, not to mention the residents, informed? However, that is not the Imponderable either.

What other companies are hiding nuclear reactors in their labs? What else don’t we know about?

The question is Imponderable.

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