Locally Single, Globally Pathetic

23 Jun

June 23, 2014

Pity the local single guy. He tries, oh he tries. But not hard enough. His car is not up to speed, his clothes are not quite as clean as they could be, and his choice of music not the most romantic. Is it any wonder this man is still single? Here’s another batch of local single guy tweets.


A rose on The Bachelorette? He’d be lucky sit on a stool on Bar Rescue.

But like I said, he tries. It is even possible his pants won’t have any ketchup stains this week. After all, he thinks he might do the laundry.

Follow the tweets on this site in the sidebar or @ bmj2k on twitter.


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