Local Single Guy Seeks Followers. Object: Pathos

13 Jun

June 13, 2014

I’ve been using my Twitter account lately to post some Onion-style headlines featuring the local single guy. Let me be clear on this- This is not me and is not based on me. I am happily involved with my fantasy dwarf RPG.

Here are the first few tweets.

lsg1

Sad, so sad. Poor guy has no idea how sad his life is. Poor guy also has no idea how I uncreatively used “sad” three times in the previous sentence. That’s pretty sad too.

lsg2

OK, well, I do admit that I’ve had cold pizza more than once in my life. But there’s nothing wrong with that! I like cold pizza!

lsg3

Local single guy also thinks Madea is pretty hot. I don’t have the heart to tell him that it is Tyler Perry in drag.

You can follow me and see more than just the same ol’ same ol’ @bmj2k, or just find the Twitter feed somewhere on the sidebar to the right.

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2 Responses to “Local Single Guy Seeks Followers. Object: Pathos”

  1. allenkeyes June 22, 2014 at 11:47 am #

    Don’t make fun, I have dish washing liquid on my bathroom sink instead if soap also !

    Like

    • bmj2k June 22, 2014 at 1:56 pm #

      Yeah, but you don’t have toilet paper either. What’s up with that?

      Like

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