June 13, 2014
I’ve been using my Twitter account lately to post some Onion-style headlines featuring the local single guy. Let me be clear on this- This is not me and is not based on me. I am happily involved with my fantasy dwarf RPG.
Here are the first few tweets.
Sad, so sad. Poor guy has no idea how sad his life is. Poor guy also has no idea how I uncreatively used “sad” three times in the previous sentence. That’s pretty sad too.
OK, well, I do admit that I’ve had cold pizza more than once in my life. But there’s nothing wrong with that! I like cold pizza!
Local single guy also thinks Madea is pretty hot. I don’t have the heart to tell him that it is Tyler Perry in drag.
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Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
Don’t make fun, I have dish washing liquid on my bathroom sink instead if soap also !
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Yeah, but you don’t have toilet paper either. What’s up with that?
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