Archive | November, 2013

Imponderable #115: Japan (Of course Japan. That is one screwed up country)

8 Nov

November 8, 2013

 

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I’m starting to rethink my Imponderable policy. If it comes from Japan, is it really Imponderable? Panties in vending machines, kissing robots, and video games based on urination. Why should this surprise me? Compared to those things, this so-called “Imponderable” is pretty tame.

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I don’t get it, not at all. If only there were a helpful YouTube video to straighten me out.

Oh, yeah, now I get it. Now it all makes sense. Everything makes sense when I remember just one thing, one simple thing.

Japan is crazy.

 

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Imponderable 114.2: So, did Sari marry that hot dog vendor or what?

7 Nov

November 7, 2013

We’ll be back tomorrow with the regular Friday Imponderable (#115, and it is a doozy from Japan. All the best Imponderables come from Japan.) But today, we’re back with an update to the last Imponderable, the one about the guy who parked his cart in front of the movie theater with the big sign asking Sari to marry him.

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Well, either this guy won’t take no for an answer or the guy was too lazy to take the sign off because just the other day we saw this parked in front of the theater again:

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The next time we see him, we are totally going to ask him what’s what with Sari. (That is to say, we will ask the guy if A- he looks normal and B- not inclined to spit in my food out of spurned anger.)

We’ll be sure to keep you updated on this vital issue.

 

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