Archive | January, 2012

The Saturday Comics: Sam Spade

7 Jan

January 7, 2011

This one hurts because of all the wasted potential.

Sam Spade is probably best known as the hard boiled detective played by Humphry Bogart in The Maltese Falcon. Created by Dashiell Hammett in 1930, the character has since taken on a life of his own. He is the epitome of the tough-talking detective.

Here’s how Dashiell Hammett described Spade:

Spade has no original. He is a dream man in the sense that he is what most of the private detectives I worked with would like to have been and in their cockier moments thought they approached. For your private detective does not — or did not ten years ago when he was my colleague — want to be an erudite solver of riddles in the Sherlock Holmes manner; he wants to be a hard and shifty fellow, able to take care of himself in any situation, able to get the best of anybody he comes in contact with, whether criminal, innocent by-stander or client.

Wouldn’t he have made an amazing comic book character? Sadly, all we have are these ads, which really only show that Sam Spade knows more about hair care than you might expect.

Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina

6 Jan

January 6, 2012

Dr. Evil sure has fallen on some hard times.

Most stores won’t accept any bills over $20, this guy wanted them to take a $1,000,000 bill? Seriously, if he wants Walmart to take a bill that big then he has to buy more than $476 dollars worth of stuff.

Did he really expect a cashier to have that kind of cash in his register? Did he think no one would suspect that maybe, just maybe, a million dollar bill might not be legit? I guess that’s why he shopped at 5am, figuring the early morning shift wouldn’t be at their best before sunup. I really wish I could find a picture of the bill. Whose picture was on it? I’m betting either Bugs Bunny or the tooth fairy.

A $1,000,000 bill. That guy is 53 years old. What was he thinking?

The question is Imponderable.