Tag Archives: Dr. Evil

Imponderable #83: East Sussex England

1 Mar

March 1, 2013

SSSSHHHH!

Quite, please.

silence!

A CD of silence? I’ve got tons of those. I call them blank CDs.

Is a recording really a recording if the recording is a recording of nothing? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck has nothing on this.

“People sometimes like to sit down and just have a bit of peace and quiet.” True, very true. But I can accomplish the same thing by sitting in a nice quiet room and NOT putting on the CD player. What does a CD of silence add to the aural environment? Even white noise would cancel out other noise. This is, literally, nothing.

So what’s the point?
The question is Imponderable.

shh

Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina

6 Jan

January 6, 2012

Dr. Evil sure has fallen on some hard times.

Most stores won’t accept any bills over $20, this guy wanted them to take a $1,000,000 bill? Seriously, if he wants Walmart to take a bill that big then he has to buy more than $476 dollars worth of stuff.

Did he really expect a cashier to have that kind of cash in his register? Did he think no one would suspect that maybe, just maybe, a million dollar bill might not be legit? I guess that’s why he shopped at 5am, figuring the early morning shift wouldn’t be at their best before sunup. I really wish I could find a picture of the bill. Whose picture was on it? I’m betting either Bugs Bunny or the tooth fairy.

A $1,000,000 bill. That guy is 53 years old. What was he thinking?

The question is Imponderable.

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