Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina

6 Jan

January 6, 2012

Dr. Evil sure has fallen on some hard times.

Most stores won’t accept any bills over $20, this guy wanted them to take a $1,000,000 bill? Seriously, if he wants Walmart to take a bill that big then he has to buy more than $476 dollars worth of stuff.

Did he really expect a cashier to have that kind of cash in his register? Did he think no one would suspect that maybe, just maybe, a million dollar bill might not be legit? I guess that’s why he shopped at 5am, figuring the early morning shift wouldn’t be at their best before sunup. I really wish I could find a picture of the bill. Whose picture was on it? I’m betting either Bugs Bunny or the tooth fairy.

A $1,000,000 bill. That guy is 53 years old. What was he thinking?

The question is Imponderable.

2 Responses to “Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina”

  1. Mac of BIOnighT January 6, 2012 at 12:55 am #

    Well, I dunno, that doesn’t sound like such a bad idea… where’d I put my colored pencils?


  2. Thomas Stazyk January 6, 2012 at 3:31 am #

    Unbelievable. I don’t know why it strikes me funny that bail was set at $2500–I mean the guy has access to million dollar bills! Second, why do they call it a “counterfeit” million dollar bill. Can there be any other kind of million dollar bill? Talk about an oxymoron.

    But when I think about this guy I have to believe that he has lots of problems and wonder why there isn’t anyone taking care of him, Another imponderable.


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