January 6, 2012
Dr. Evil sure has fallen on some hard times.
Most stores won’t accept any bills over $20, this guy wanted them to take a $1,000,000 bill? Seriously, if he wants Walmart to take a bill that big then he has to buy more than $476 dollars worth of stuff.
Did he really expect a cashier to have that kind of cash in his register? Did he think no one would suspect that maybe, just maybe, a million dollar bill might not be legit? I guess that’s why he shopped at 5am, figuring the early morning shift wouldn’t be at their best before sunup. I really wish I could find a picture of the bill. Whose picture was on it? I’m betting either Bugs Bunny or the tooth fairy.
A $1,000,000 bill. That guy is 53 years old. What was he thinking?
The question is Imponderable.
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Well, I dunno, that doesn’t sound like such a bad idea… where’d I put my colored pencils?
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Unbelievable. I don’t know why it strikes me funny that bail was set at $2500–I mean the guy has access to million dollar bills! Second, why do they call it a “counterfeit” million dollar bill. Can there be any other kind of million dollar bill? Talk about an oxymoron.
But when I think about this guy I have to believe that he has lots of problems and wonder why there isn’t anyone taking care of him, Another imponderable.
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