July 28, 2011
WARNING: This may not be for those who are easily disgusted. You may need an airsick bag. But do me a favor and don’t leave it behind the Bed, Bath & Beyond. 
Thirty-five pounds? THIRTY-FIVE POUNDS? Can that possibly be from one person? At one time? Over a period of time? By several people over a period of time? And TWICE?
There is nothing I can add that is any better than what you are thinking right now.
Who’s dumping 35-pound bags of vomit?
Where did it all come from?
The question is Imponderable.
And I have to bet that the police are not trying too hard to answer it.
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Well, considering the police are saving a lot of time by not rescuing drowning people in order to follow their fu****g regulations, they should have enough time left to investigate important matters such as this. The bags were probably filled by someone who saw them stand by and let that guy die. It’s an understandable reaction.
Anyway, this piece of news reminds me of something that appeared some years ago in the local newspaper here. It was about a bush in some woman’s garden that had been decorated by someone with about thirty used condoms. All used by the same person? On the same day? Over several days and he kept them? That’s kind of impondertable too, I guess… >__>’
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I didn’t want to run the math with this one like I did the one about pee in the reservoir, but water weighs 8.35 pounds per gallon. That means a 35 pound bag of water would be around 4 gallons. Assuming that vomit and water weigh about the same, how could one person vomit that much? And I haven’t even bothered with all the other questions, like why would they dump it there, etc.
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I should calculate how many liters is a gallon to really understand (too late for that right now, maybe tomorrow), so right now I’m kind of intrigued by the last question… uhmmm…
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It is a little less than 4 liters to a gallon, so 35 pounds is about 16 liters.
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Wow, now I can see why you were surprised O__O
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I want to know what the “Package” was that contained the vomit that was in the white kitchen trash bag.
Anyway, on a technical note, last time I had the stomach flu I’m sure I barfed more than 4 gallons. At least it felt like it! 🙂
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Hmm. Do you have an alibi for June 5th?
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Gross, but great!
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How do they know it’s human vomit, and not animal vomit? How much vomit did the guy who found the vomit vomit when he opened the bag? Can you imagine opening that? Ugh.
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Maybe it’s from the Movie Theater?…From People who went to see the Smurfs Movie…
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Seriously, is anyone surprised by the bad reviews?
But better- doesn’t the new Thundercats start tonight?
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Oh cool…it’s tonight? Nice!…I think it looks good from what I’ve seen so far.
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