Snappy Answers to Stupid Celebrity Headlines

16 Feb

February 16, 2011, mid-day

I’ve been a fan of the snappy answers to CNN’s stupid questions over at In fact, they inspired me to do a special mid-day edition of The Tepid Ride. My apologies. That means there will be six blogs this week instead of five. I hope your schedule (and your stomach) can handle it.

Here are my Snappy Answers to Stupid Celebrity Headlines, with all due respect to Mad magazine, whose Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions inspired the name of this blog. (OK, I ripped it off.)

“I’ve been drunk and high in my limo, in a hotel room, on an airplane, while riding a bull, in the street, on my roof, with Bill Clinton, on the set, but I have never been a Civil War reenactor.”

Yeah, me too.

Who better than a man who spends his life around other sweaty men and in stinky locker rooms to know what smells good?

“I spend hours looking for the perfect location, getting the right light, and picking out the right swimsuit, but mostly I just put a tiny bikini on a hot girl with big boobs.”

2 Responses to “Snappy Answers to Stupid Celebrity Headlines”

  1. hotgossipman September 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    charlie sheen is having the best stupid headlines, as usual:}


    • bmj2k September 20, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

      I am so tired of him.


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