December 2, 2010

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STUPID NEWS PLAGUES COUNTRY

Mr. Blog to Mock Headlines Nationwide

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NATIONAL NEWS

Slackers around the nation rejoiced as they discovered that they could have a secure government job looking at naked pictures and feeling up hot women.

Seriously, this is who we are entrusting our country’s security to- pot-smokers with the munchies?___________________________________________________________________________________________

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Officially, Facebook also owns the words “faceplant,” “facepaint,” and “shitfaced.” When contacted for a comment, Supreme court Justice Fred “Elena Kagan” Flintstone cited the legal precedent of WCW Wrestling’s Ahmed Johnson vs. Booker T:

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This is all it takes to be famous in America- massive, morbid obesity. I’m looking at you John Pinette, Louie Anderson, and Kirstie Alley.
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS

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PEOPLE IN THE NEWS

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

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