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Imponderable 114.2: So, did Sari marry that hot dog vendor or what?

7 Nov

November 7, 2013

We’ll be back tomorrow with the regular Friday Imponderable (#115, and it is a doozy from Japan. All the best Imponderables come from Japan.) But today, we’re back with an update to the last Imponderable, the one about the guy who parked his cart in front of the movie theater with the big sign asking Sari to marry him.

sari

Well, either this guy won’t take no for an answer or the guy was too lazy to take the sign off because just the other day we saw this parked in front of the theater again:

sari 2

The next time we see him, we are totally going to ask him what’s what with Sari. (That is to say, we will ask the guy if A- he looks normal and B- not inclined to spit in my food out of spurned anger.)

We’ll be sure to keep you updated on this vital issue.

 

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The Man With The 140 Pound Scrotum: UPDATE

24 Jul

July 24, 2013

Last week, I brought you one of my favorite Imponderables, a story about Wesley Warren, who Belvedered and his testicles swelled, and swelled, and swelled some more, and ballooned up to 140 pounds. And in a twist worthy of Rod Serling, after he had them surgically removed, he was left with a one inch penis.

Yowtch!

Yowtch!

I can’t say I had much sympathy for the guy, after all, I was too busy laughing, but on the other hand, this really was a horrible, terrible condition, and I couldn’t fathom anyone going through what he went through.

And then I read this.

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This is what passed for celebrity these days, I am sad to say. The man was worried he was going to miss the celebrity his 140 pound testicles brought him. Yes, he will miss being the freak with the giant balls who couldn’t walk more than thirty seconds because his inhuman nuts were too heavy.

I can only hope that he finds new celebrity as the man with the one inch penis. He may not love, sexual gratification, or dignity, but I sure hope this tool finds fame.

 

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