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Today in History: October 3rd, 1955. Captain Kangaroo Debuts

3 Oct

October 3, 2013

On this day in 1955, Captain Kangaroo debuted on television.

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The Captain Kangaroo Show starred Captain Phillip Kangaroo, a World War Two veteran who distinguished himself in the Pacific Theater of operations. During the Battle of Midway, then-Private Kangaroo shoot down five Japanese zeroes and one Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka, thereby becoming an ace on his very first mission.

Pvt. Kangaroo was active in many nighttime operations, often carrying out sensitive reconnaissance missions. It was on one of those missions that he was shot down over Vella Lavella in the Solomon Islands. Captured by the Japanese army, Pvt. Kangaroo was first classified as a p.o.w., but in 1946 was mistakenly listed as dead when a US recon team landed on Vella Lavella and found his flight jacket beside a pile of human bones. It was not until 1948 that the bones were discovered to be the remains of a Pacific Islander to whom Pvt. Kangaroo had generously given his jacket.

After the war, Japan returned Pvt. Kangaroo, along with other prisoners, and Pvt. Kangaroo was bumped up several ranks to Captain.

Beginning in 1955, The Captain Kangaroo Show was a political affairs program that aired early Sunday mornings. Always topical and frequently controversial, The Captain Kangaroo show featured the political pundits and newsmakers of his day. Notable episodes included Kangaroo’s passionate defense of the Vietnam War, and Mr. Green Jeans getting shot at Kent State in 1970.

Allan Keyes Marvels at: The Sheer Brilliance of Jackie Gleason

30 Sep

September 30, 2013

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We all know the triumphs of Jackie Gleason- Ralph Kramden (his masterpiece), Minnesota Fats (his Oscar-nominated role) or my personal favorite, Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Such a comic genius!

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Anyone can take a winning formula and run with it like a champion. But the measure of the man comes in the face of failure. And speaking of failure, ever hear of a Gleason project called “You’re in the Picture”?  It was only ranked as the 9th worst show of ALL TIME by TV Guide.  Just for context, this project was worse than:

“Hello Larry”

“The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer”

“Manimal” (!!!)

“Supertrain”

….but slightly better than “Cop Rock” So yeah, this show was pretty putrid.

You know how you and your girl can go to the county fair and have those backgrounds where you can stick your head through the cutouts and your flabby ass is transformed into muscle diesel and your girl suddenly gets those DD breasteses you’ve been dreaming of? Hilarious right! Well, that was the basis of this game show.

Yeah……wowee.

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Someone stuck his head through the hole and had to guess what the picture was. As you would expect, this show lasted ONE episode, and everyone knew that “the ship be sinking” as soon as it aired. So rather than do what network television would do today, which is move the show to 8:30 on Friday and play out the string as a summer replacement, Gleason came on the air the next night and aired an amazing nine minute mea culpa about just how big a bomb this show was. It’s nine minutes out of your life, but it’s nine amazing minutes. Please watch:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5kwd0_jackie-gleason-you-re-in-the-pictur_creation

(and it does disgust me that blowhard Anthony Bourdain is advertised at the front of this video. This human grease stain doesn’t deserve to be on the same video sharing service as a titan like Gleason)

Most people would’ve skulked away nursing their wounds, but not Gleason. He starts out “Last week we did a show called “You’re in the Picture…….that laid the BIGGEST bomb” and it gets funnier from there. Only a genius could take that wet fart of a TV show and make his explanation/apology compelling, funny television. That’s GENIUS. And kudos to the network for allowing Gleason to get on there and actually speak about it. You wouldn’t get that today. My favorite part of the whole video is where he  actually hints that he’s not really drinking coffee out of that cup, if you get my drift.  He actually lost a sponsor over that if you can believe.

Now if we can only get a TV network to give us a pre-emptive apology for some of the upcoming sure-to-be bombs in the new fall lineups…