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The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Life Like Puppies

10 Aug

August 10, 2013

 

 

Toys are either fun or not fun, there is no middle ground. Toys can be creepy, odd, unusual or scary, but they can still be fun. Toys can also be beautiful and sweet, but no fun at all. This is a toy that manages to be both  sweet and creepy at the same time, and still not any fun at all.

 

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Marketed a different way, I’d have no issue with this toy. I’m sure little kids could have a lot fun with this and there are plenty of cute animal toys and dolls that do the same thing, or purr, or poop. But to market this as “perfect for comforting lonely seniors”? That’s just wrong. Giving a human being a purring doll is no substitute for human interaction, especially when the human is an older person in (as explained in the review) an assisted living facility. Those people generally do not get enough visitors or get enough real recreation, and you want to compensate that with a doll. Seriously? And the woman in the review says that, when she calls her mother, the doll is all she wants to talk about. Sounds like  a warning sign to me. She doesn’t talk about her trip to the park, or her friends and their card game, or the good time she had that afternoon, no, she wants to talk about the lifeless doll that sits in her lap.

I’d be very, very concerned.

Who would be cruel enough to think that giving a senior citizen a doggie doll is any kind of real comfort?
The question is Imponderable.

 

 

Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Japanese Knock-Off Toys

30 Mar

March 30, 2013

This one went over very well in 2011, and it is still one of my favorite posts. Where else can you see Shrek joining the Justice League? Spider-Man taking a day off to go fishing? And more badly painted Batmen than you can shake a stick at. And Darth Vader riding a motorcycle? This one has it all.

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from May 16, 2011

Hello happy to read consumer Mr. Blog Warm Water Ride! It is belief most strong and anus that you deserve time to devote to park and recreation.

To that fellow’s end we have selection great and powerful of best to offer of you. Only one peek to see we have the selection.

At once to begin and read!

Great hero is SPIDER-MAN. He of spiders and web. Great outdoorsman and many fine selections of SPIDER-MAN for you to.

See him fish and power.

BATSMAN hero of night. BATSMAN selection will make god of you to youth with awe of respect!

Heroes unite to defend from invasion! JUSTLEAGUE and SUPER-FRIENDS combine to form tower of awesome!

SHREX join battle with SENSE OF RIGHT!

Villain BAD GUY out for bad! Catch STAR KNIGHT before he ride to DEATH STAR and battle for galaxy!

Not to wait for holiday gifting. Selection for buy now in store or online cataloging for you to ponder and wish.