Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride

September 21, 2010

THIS BLOG IS RATED “S” for  SCRAPPERS

With the impending nuptials of Darren, our favorite scrapper, The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride would like to wish the happy couple well, and, in the words of Luca Brasi from The Godfather, “I hope their first child be a masculine child.”

We do, however, have our worries. At the end of the most recent Scrappers, Darren complained that (women and children, perhaps now would be a good time to leave, as this is about to get classy) his balls hurt because they were hitting the bottom of the van’s seat. Noots told him to wear briefs because Darren’s boxers gave him no support. Darren complained that he had low hanging balls.

This is a serious problem.

Of course, balls have always been a source of contention and fun.
This song goes all the way back to Work War Two:

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler’s [are] so very small
Himmler’s so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all

We here at Mr. Blog hope things work out better for the soon-to-be Mr. and Mrs. Scrapper than it did for those guys.

Meanwhile, Darren simply cannot wait for his wedding night:

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