Tag Archives: imponderable

Imponderable #116: From A Cow Pie Near You

15 Nov

November 15, 2013

I was going to do an Imponderable about Obamacare but that’s too easy. Instead, here is one nearly as crappy.

MANURE1

Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be:
A- Out drinking with Dina Lohan
B- Twerking with Miley Cyrus
C- Pulling robberies with Batman Bin Suparman

Don’t make the mistake I made and goggle images related to this article. Instead, google mud wrestling, which I found to be a much more… interesting… way of spending time on the web.

How the heck did he violate a muck spreader???
The question is Imponderable.

And I DON’T want to know the answer.

 

Imponderable #115: Japan (Of course Japan. That is one screwed up country)

8 Nov

November 8, 2013

 

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I’m starting to rethink my Imponderable policy. If it comes from Japan, is it really Imponderable? Panties in vending machines, kissing robots, and video games based on urination. Why should this surprise me? Compared to those things, this so-called “Imponderable” is pretty tame.

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I don’t get it, not at all. If only there were a helpful YouTube video to straighten me out.

Oh, yeah, now I get it. Now it all makes sense. Everything makes sense when I remember just one thing, one simple thing.

Japan is crazy.