Imponderable #116: From A Cow Pie Near You

November 15, 2013

I was going to do an Imponderable about Obamacare but that’s too easy. Instead, here is one nearly as crappy.

Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be:
A- Out drinking with Dina Lohan
B- Twerking with Miley Cyrus
C- Pulling robberies with Batman Bin Suparman

Don’t make the mistake I made and goggle images related to this article. Instead, google mud wrestling, which I found to be a much more… interesting… way of spending time on the web.

How the heck did he violate a muck spreader???
The question is Imponderable.

And I DON’T want to know the answer.

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