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Lying Awake with John Newly

24 Jul

July 24, 2014

Good morning everyone, it’s 3:05 in the am and you’re listening to Lying Awake with John Newly on 463 AM WKAT The Kat. I’m John Newly and coming up this hour, I’ll be talking to Dr. Roger Steadman about his new book, The Undersea Reptoid Kingdom, all about the intelligent inhabitants of the world’s hidden ocean cities, this ought to be good. But first I’ll be taking your phone calls at 1-800-467-WKAT right after these messages.

Commercial airs for a conspiracy theory DVD- Did Kennedy Kill the Dinosaurs?

Promo airs for WKAT morning show, Wake Up With Julia.

And we’re back! I’m John Newly and Mickey from Atlanta Georgia, you’re up first on Lying Awake.

-Hello?

Hello Mickey, what’s on your mind?

-Um yeah, I want to talk to John Newly?

I’m John, go ahead.

-Oh, uh, wow, yeah, hi. My name is Mickey and I’m calling from Atlanta, in the South.

What do you want to talk about Mickey?

-Uh, I’m kind of nervous, (nervous laughter). I’ve never been on the radio before.

That’s OK Mickey, but you’re running out of time.

-Oh, sorry, well, last week, me and my friend Neil and me, we saw a UFO over my house. It was like, really big.

What did it look like?

-It was really big and had lights on it, and we both watched it and I said to Neil that maybe he should call his sister, she’s a cop, but Neil said that he didn’t have his phone. I didn’t have mine either I left it inside by the pizza or I would have gotten pictures.

Wow, so how long did you watch this UFO? What did it do?

-We watched it for awhile, then it just flew over the house and I didn’t see where it was going because it was behind the house.

That’s amazing. Thanks Mickey. Let’s go to our next caller, Dan, on our international line. Dan, where are you calling from?

-I’m calling from an island, that’s all I want to say, I don’t like to reveal too much.

Fair enough Dan. These days you can’t be too careful.

-Yeah, this guest you have on later, about the reptoids? Make sure you ask him if Obama is a reptoid, he’s kinda got those reptoid features, you know?

I’ve heard those rumors too Dan. That sure would be something. It’s 3:16 in the am on 463 AM WKAT The Kat and we’ll be back with more of your calls after this.

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Allan Keyes Knows Art When He Sees It

22 Jul

July 22, 2013
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I’m getting a bit of a boner just looking at these:

There’s some site called “Buzzfeed” that I’ve never heard of before, but will add to my favorites list now. They’ve done something awesome that deserves to be swiped for cheap content highlighted for the amazing treat that it is.  Ever wonder what it would look like if Thomas Jefferson was cracking out a gorilla? Or if Reagan was riding around in a warrior velociraptor?

Well, if you ever did sparky, you’ve hit the jackpot! http://www.buzzfeed.com/moerder/the-17-most-epic-pieces-of-presidential-fan-art-ever   Thanks Buzzfeed!

I’ll show just two of these epic awe-inspiring pieces. First, Nixon vs a Sabertooth Tiger:                    ak1

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!  The Sabertooth Tiger went extinct because he was put on Nixon’s enemies list. Or so the story goes anyway.

And this is just a joy:

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No further words are required are they? I mean I had a fever dream like this once after I ate three onion-lovers pizzas and a gallon of Clamato juice.

This is great, but it’s missing quit probably the greatest President of all time (or any other time as well) and THIS Pres. doesn’t need any accoutrements to beef him upPresident Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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 Now see – this is a REAL man. I mean, look at him in action, busting a cap from his gat (I assume this means shooting his gun, I’m a very square guy) at the State of the Union address: ak4

I’ll take this guy over bullshit Jamie Foxx from “White House Down” – both Obama and Foxx are skinny wusses that an asthmatic fat guy could crack out. I mean, look:

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You know in your heart you could take him!