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Allan Keyes Knows Art When He Sees It

22 Jul

July 22, 2013

I’m getting a bit of a boner just looking at these:

There’s some site called “Buzzfeed” that I’ve never heard of before, but will add to my favorites list now. They’ve done something awesome that deserves to be swiped for cheap content highlighted for the amazing treat that it is.  Ever wonder what it would look like if Thomas Jefferson was cracking out a gorilla? Or if Reagan was riding around in a warrior velociraptor?

Well, if you ever did sparky, you’ve hit the jackpot! http://www.buzzfeed.com/moerder/the-17-most-epic-pieces-of-presidential-fan-art-ever   Thanks Buzzfeed!

I’ll show just two of these epic awe-inspiring pieces. First, Nixon vs a Sabertooth Tiger:                    ak1

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!  The Sabertooth Tiger went extinct because he was put on Nixon’s enemies list. Or so the story goes anyway.

And this is just a joy:



No further words are required are they? I mean I had a fever dream like this once after I ate three onion-lovers pizzas and a gallon of Clamato juice.

This is great, but it’s missing quit probably the greatest President of all time (or any other time as well) and THIS Pres. doesn’t need any accoutrements to beef him upPresident Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


 Now see – this is a REAL man. I mean, look at him in action, busting a cap from his gat (I assume this means shooting his gun, I’m a very square guy) at the State of the Union address: ak4

I’ll take this guy over bullshit Jamie Foxx from “White House Down” – both Obama and Foxx are skinny wusses that an asthmatic fat guy could crack out. I mean, look:


You know in your heart you could take him!



Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: The Pet Rock

13 Jul

July 13, 2013


pet rock

The Pet Rock was either a terrible toy or the most genius idea ever made. What a great pet! You do not have to walk it, feed it, clean it, take it to the vet, pick up its poop, or even look at it. And in return? Paint it, dress it up, do what you will and it will never complain, let alone bark, meow, grunt, or make any noise related to any living organism, ever. It will never run away, make any noise, or in any way remind you that it exists. And what do you get in return? Pure, pure love.

It’s a rock!

What a great business that was. Rocks cost nothing to make and they are all over the place. Talk about your infinitely renewable resource.

This was a huge fad back in the 70’s, but then again, so was Richard Nixon and Viet Nam.

So what happened to all those rocks when the Pet Rock fad died? They were painted green and sold as Kryptonite.


I have to guess that the only reason a kid would buy one of these was to lock it in a lead lined box so that Superman could never come in contact with it and lose all his powers.

What’s next for the Pet Rock? CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT!

Coming Soon: Mr. Blog’s Tepid Rock! Just in time for Christmas!

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