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“That’s not an ad, that’s a secret origin!”

5 Feb

February 5, 2014

“The name’s Casino. Jamie Casino. I’m a lawyer.”

This may be the best lawyer ad ever. Period.

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Move over Avengers, you’ve got competition. Marvel comics needs to be kicking themselves for not creating a character like this. Sure, Daredevil is really a lawyer named Matt Murdoch, but he’s a wuss compared to Jamie Casino. If Marvel’s Ghost Rider movie was half as good as this ad, Nic Cage would have had a hit on his hands instead of, well, another Nic Cage movie.

 

BTW, who am I quoting in the title? Me, of course.

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The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: 5 Bad Batman Guns

7 Dec

December 7, 2013

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Batman. What do we know about him?

1- He’s really Bruce Wayne
2- His parents were murdered
3- His sidekick is Robin
4- He never, ever, uses a gun

So what better toy than a Batman gun?

1- I have to admit, this first one is cool in a 60’s Japanese tin toy way. You know what I mean.

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2- Sort of like a Bat-Luger. Simply not a cool looking gun. They probably had a bunch laying around in a warehouse and stuck it on a Batman card.

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3- Again, nothing Batman-like at all. Not even that bat, which would look more at home in a 1940’s Dracula flick.

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4- So stupid I love it. I want this one.

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5- Epic fail. Epic Bat-fail.

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