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Imponderable #24: Alexandria Egypt

4 Nov

November 4, 2011

There is a lot of Imponderable about that story. So much that I am not sure where to begin. Maybe I’ll just list it all.

How many men would fight that hard to keep from being forced to make a porno movie?
How many men would fight that hard to be kidnapped to make a porno movie?
Would this man’s wife believe a story like that?
And what would she say if she knew he turned down $330,000?
Would anyone today pay money for a Saddam Hussein porno movie?
And what’s up with the CIA? Seriously, that was straight out of the KGB play book.

Those questions are Imponderable.

And if for some reason you would like to see a Saddam Hussein porno tape, WHY?

(That’s rhetorical, please don’t tell me why.)

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Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer

6 May

May 6, 2011

The CIA has gotten a treasure trove of information from computers captured in the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Among the intelligence and documents were some surprising finds. 

  • Rebecca Black’s Friday video
  • Rejection letter for romance novel, The Bashful Nurse and the Jihadist
  • Six months of emails back and forth with Charlie Sheen
  • Low fat blueberry muffin recipes
  • Sensitive beheading poetry
  • Hundreds of photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Letter of support to Paul Teutul Sr.
  • Online dating profile (Likes: long walks in the park. Hates: Infidel Western Imperialist dogs)
  • Threatening letter to DC Comics telling them to have Superman give up US citizenship “or else”
  • Next week’s posts for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride

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