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The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Eleven

29 Apr

April 29, 2012

Penn was fired last week, and as far as I am concerned it was long overdue.  Of the remaining six, Clay is my pick to win it all. Dayana and Teresa are the classic examples of just sliding along by not standing out. 

The show began with some gloating by Aubrey, of course. You know that helicopter Trump gets out of on the show opening? I’d love to see him land it on Aubrey’s head. BTW- I won’t repeat what Aubrey said about her charity because it is a worthy cause and I do not want to appear to belittle it, but it was total self-serving bullshit. COMPLETE and OBVIOUS bullshit. Especially the comment about what she has on her bedroom wall.

THE TASK: Write and produce a 90 second jingle for Good Sam’s roadside service
THE PROJECT MANAGERS: Dayana with Clay and Lisa, Arsenio with Aubrey and Teresa.

This should have been Clay’s task all the way but he was PM last week. Dayana is not, shall we say, musically inclined. And it was funny when Trump forgot that Aubrey was a singer. I feel (just a little) sorry for Teresa being stuck between Arsenio and Aubrey. Aubrey is already, at only 15 minutes into the show, being a jerk.

Aubrey’s I mean Arsenio’s team is doing a cheerleader theme. Dayana’s team is doing a sixties song, which Dayana does not like.

Dayana is out of her league. Clay knows the music, Lisa can do the jingle, Dayana can, um , stay out their way. Clay to Lisa: “I might kill Dayana.”

Meanwhile, Don Junior showed up and Aubrey talked crap about Arsenio to him and Don Jr. was taken aback. “I’ve never seen anything like that (complaining about the PM) without being in the boardroom or even knowing if you won or lost.” This will not help her.

Don Junior was lucky to also be present with the other team when Lisa threw a tantrum over Dayana’s comments. She called Dayana “a little bitch.” “You are out of line, as usual, again!” Lisa stalked out.

Don has had better days on this show.

Meanwhile, Arsenio keeps saying how he can’t believe how Aubrey has changed and become a team player. We’ve seen what she says when he is not around. He should not believe it.

So how were the performances? Clay’s old school jingle was, IMHO, too old-fashioned. Aubrey’s Arsenio’s was too aggressive and annoying. Of the two I think Dayana’s team won.

The Boardroom began at 10:20 with Trump trying to stir up trouble between Arsenio and Aubrey. They both took the high road.

When Lisa was asked who should be fired if they lose, she of course said Dayana. Then she lost no time attacking her. It started calmly but did not stay that way for very long. It might have backfired on her since the more calm Dayana stayed, the more it made her point about Lisa being an angry bully. And the fight went on for a very long time, over 20 minutes.

AND AUBREY, FOR SOME REASON, jumped into the fight and what did she say? How good she was. Then she defended Lisa. Why? Because she was out of the spotlight too long.

In the midst of the chaos, Trump asked Arsenio if he would like to trade Aubrey for Dayana. He said he’d prefer Aubrey. That tells you how little everyone thinks of Dayana because were I Arsenio I might have jumped at that.

THE WINNER: Arsenio/Aubrey/Teresa. Things look really bad for Dayana.

And it was all bad. “Dayana, you’re fired.”

NEXT WEEK: A photo shoot. and two people get fired.

 

American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: No Cameras

23 Apr

April 23, 2012

NO CAMERAS April 23, 2012
Junior and Senior ditch the cameras and finally meet face-to-face to discuss their relationship. Meanwhile, at the shops, OCC finishes a bike for MyPillow and PJD starts a build for MLB outfielder Aaron Rowand.

Those Miami uniforms are UGLY.

PJD is doing what I hope will be  a very cool baseball-themed bike for Aaron Rowand while OCC is finishing up the MyPillow 1970’s chopper. The Rowand bike is not a showbike, Rowand is going to ride it so it better be good. He’s looking for a cool bike, but the baseball stuff will be subtle.

Aaron was a pretty cool guy. He signed about a bazillion balls for Mikey and played wiffle ball with them in the shop, destroying one of Mikey’s paintings in the process.

The MyPillow bike, with Rick running the show (aside from Senior, of course) is coming along.  I hope you all notice how smoothly things run at OCC when Paulie steps back and Jason is M.I.A. but of course, we are all waiting to see what happens between Senior and Paulie.

Keep waiting. It is 9:27 and so far nothing.

Robb did a paint job on the MyPillow bike that he- seriously- almost had an orgasm over. He was that into it. What did I think? It looked like a fish, scales and all.

But when Robb got off the screen, showtime! The meeting is about to commence.

And so is the commercial. Another short segment.

When the show returns the meeting is over.

Paulie: “It wasn’t comfortable but it wasn’t the worst thing ever… I want to be done with it… The meeting turned out to be more about setting ground rules than making any major changes in our relationship…. From this day forward we’ll just respect each other.”

Senior: “I thought things were gong pretty well then before I walked out the door he hit me with ‘I really don’t want a father and son relationship, let’s start with a business relationship’… I was looking for a little bit more than that.”

It was left that, at least, the lines of communication were left open. If Paulie is unhappy with something Senior does he’ll call his father, and if Senior is unhappy he’ll call his son. Senior sounded disappointed in the arrangement, Paulie seemed like it was more than he was willing to give.

Back at PJD. Mikey shot Cody with a taser. Sigh. At least Cody got $100 out of it.

Over at OCC, Senior put a wheel on backwards.

NEXT WEEK:
MIKEY OUT? April 30, 2012
OCC starts a build that will be unveiled to the prime minister of Malaysia, while PJD finishes a pimped-out bike for baseball player Aaron Rowand. And Mikey drops an unexpected bomb when he considers quitting the show.