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More o’ Dem Funny Words!

12 Jan

 

January 12, 2014

A couple of days a go I picked out a list of funny words from a much larger list of not-so-funny but allegedly funny words. It occurred to me today that a particular word was left out: Boner. Now there was a time when that was a perfectly acceptable word for screw-up or mistake but that time has passed. Boner is mostly thought of in a funny sexual context. We all know, for example, the Joker’s boner.

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You can find the rest of the Joker’s Boners right here.

And now I have a couple more examples. This first one is a book illustrated by all-time classic illustrator and author Dr. Seuss.

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And here are some earlier boners. The first one is really my favorite. Check the author.

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“Boners. By Those Who Pulled Them.” There is no way that today there could be an innocent explanation for that. Everyone goes right to the prurient. And why not? That’s funny!

Gay is another word that has taken on a whole new context. It used to simply mean “fun,” like in the Flintstones opening.

“We’ll have a gay old time!”

So in this era of giggling and guffaws, can a book like this ever be published with a serious title as “Gay Time?’

I think not.

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Top 5 Lego Creations I found by Googling

11 Jan

January 11, 2014

The premise is pretty simple, so try to keep up, all you remedial readers in the New York City Council. (Which, by the way, has been proven to historically be a total waste of taxpayers money. Unless you think renaming streets in honor of dead graffiti artists is worth a six-figure salary for part-time work.)

I typed the word “Lego” into Google. Nothing else, no description, just “Lego.” I then picked my five favorite Lego creations from the first page. No More, no less. And although these are the Top Five, these aren’t in order. These are just the five coolest things I found.

NUMBER ONE

Lego 1 Tiger

NUMBER TWO

This one happens to be my favorite painting- The Scream by Edvard Munch.

Lego 2 Scream

NUMBER THREE

This was actually used to fill in a crack in a public wall in Poland.

Lego 3 Street

NUMBER FOUR

This one speaks for itself… in the language of Awesome!

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NUMBER FIVE

Lego 5 Anatomy Man

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