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Imponderable #116: From A Cow Pie Near You

15 Nov

November 15, 2013

I was going to do an Imponderable about Obamacare but that’s too easy. Instead, here is one nearly as crappy.

MANURE1

Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be:
A- Out drinking with Dina Lohan
B- Twerking with Miley Cyrus
C- Pulling robberies with Batman Bin Suparman

Don’t make the mistake I made and goggle images related to this article. Instead, google mud wrestling, which I found to be a much more… interesting… way of spending time on the web.

How the heck did he violate a muck spreader???
The question is Imponderable.

And I DON’T want to know the answer.

 

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YES! Rubber Duckie Inducted Into Toy Hall Of Fame!

14 Nov

November 14, 2013

YES! ABOUT FREAKIN’ TIME!

I will now turn over the rest of this post to Pierre D. Duck.

251517_231324220215902_1806800_nHello! I am Pierre D. Duck, the World’s Greatest Duck! I work in a bakery where I eat a lot of cake and I have a big family too. I would like to accept this award on behalf of me, Pierre, because I deserve it. Did you know that I am a model? The rubber duckie? That is me. When I was very young they took my picture and made me into a toy because I was so cute and loveable. I am still very handsome. I would like to thank everyone who honored me because I am so great, including my wife Cecelia who is making me spaghetti tonight with meatballs and a hoagie sandwich, and my children who are so cute because they look like me, and my son Norman who plays baseball. Thank all of you for making me such a great duck and who is going to have a big dinner tonight! Thank you all for food!

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