November 14, 2013
YES! ABOUT FREAKIN’ TIME!
I will now turn over the rest of this post to Pierre D. Duck.
Hello! I am Pierre D. Duck, the World’s Greatest Duck! I work in a bakery where I eat a lot of cake and I have a big family too. I would like to accept this award on behalf of me, Pierre, because I deserve it. Did you know that I am a model? The rubber duckie? That is me. When I was very young they took my picture and made me into a toy because I was so cute and loveable. I am still very handsome. I would like to thank everyone who honored me because I am so great, including my wife Cecelia who is making me spaghetti tonight with meatballs and a hoagie sandwich, and my children who are so cute because they look like me, and my son Norman who plays baseball. Thank all of you for making me such a great duck and who is going to have a big dinner tonight! Thank you all for food!