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Imponderable #74: Gunung Kemukus, Java, Indonesia

21 Dec

December 21, 2012

Sorry, I don’t have the zip code.

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This is where I am going on vacation, book me a hotel room for June!

Well hey, I’m not here to make fun of anyone’s religious beliefs, but I would like to point out that many people also believe that today, December 21st, 2012, is the day the world is going to end. I hope that’s not true because it would totally mess up my random stranger sex vacation next year.

What caught my attention the most (aside from saving the water for “re-use’) is the festival’s name, Pon. It is pretty close to Porn, which would be a much better description.

When the article says that the experience has become “heavily commercialized,” what exactly does that mean? Do they mean celebrity endorsements? “This random sex act with a total stranger brought to you by Charlie Sheen?”

The question is Imponderable. 

 

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Fun With Teh Internets: CRYING KIDS WITH SANTA

17 Dec

December 17, 2012

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He sees you when you’re sleeping…..he’s kinda creepy actually.

Bringing your children to see Santa Claus is a time-honored tradition. The kids wait with breathless anticipation for the chance to rattle off all the toys they want Santy to bring them : A pony, a football, a Red Ryder BB Gun, a dollie, some Dockers, an Ipad, a crossbow, Knicks season tickets, a subscription to  The Economist, and the complete Sanford and Son on Blu-Ray (these are some interesting kids!)

What can be more American than that? How heartwarming, how heartstring-tugging. How cute! So of course, since I’m a dirtbag, we’re going in the total opposite direction. BAZINGA!

Fun With Teh Internets:  CRYING KIDS WITH SANTA

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Mom, forgive me but I HAVE to comment here. This poor child is not only being scarred for life, but he looks an awful lot like Don Knotts:

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She’s crying because this is a pathetic attempt at being a Santa. HINT: Just because you may have a beard already doesn’t excuse you from wearing a REAL FAKE beard. And put on the red suit also will ya? God, put a little effort into it man

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Looks like SOMEONE is getting a visit from the ghost of Christmas future! (PS- A Christmas Carol absolutely sucks, unless it’s the Mr. Magoo version, or Captain Picard is starring in it)

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