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“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

16 Feb

February 16, 2011

First I wrote about the Caribbean Crazy Ants.
Then it was Frankenstein Ants.

Now this:

Does anyone else see the pattern? These ants are getting smarter all the time! And bigger! And better organized!

If you will allow me a moment of panic, please let me say WE ARE ALL FUCKED! Next week I fully expect to read that ants have developed fully opposable thumbs and are using tools, then it is goodbye humanity!

What can we do? WHAT CAN WE DO???

Ladies and Gentlemen, we can do nothing. the era of the human race has come to an end.

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Sneak Peek of the Week of February 12th, 2012

12 Feb

February 12, 2012

This week, Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride will welcome back the American Chopper Weekly Rundown. Missed the Teutuls? They’re back.

Also back are ants. Yes, unbelievably, there is a third post about ants coming up this week. The more I read about those insects the more worried I become.

Valentine’s Day is this week and we’ll celebrate with some pin-up cheesecake.

The New York Minute will examine the criminal career of Dart Man, the Imponderable will pose another imponderable question, and in Saturday Comics we will listen to a classic Flash Gordon Sunday newspaper strip.

Yes, I said “listen to.”

All this, Donald Trump, and more, this week on Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride.

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