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Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas 2013)

24 Dec

December 24, 2013

Ahhh, Christmas Eve. Time to watch movies like It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, and… Santa With Muscles? Settle back with Rowdy Roddy Piper, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan for a quartet of lesser-known Christmas classics.

December 25, 2011


Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.


Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)


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