December 23, 2013
What would Christmas be without our resident Grinch and Ebenezer Scrooge, all rolled up in one? Yep, it is our own Allan Keyes, from last year with a montage of his favorite Christmas images.
December 17, 2012
He sees you when you’re sleeping…..he’s kinda creepy actually.
Bringing your children to see Santa Claus is a time-honored tradition. The kids wait with breathless anticipation for the chance to rattle off all the toys they want Santy to bring them : A pony, a football, a Red Ryder BB Gun, a dollie, some Dockers, an Ipad, a crossbow, Knicks season tickets, a subscription to The Economist, and the complete Sanford and Son on Blu-Ray (these are some interesting kids!)
What can be more American than that? How heartwarming, how heartstring-tugging. How cute! So of course, since I’m a dirtbag, we’re going in the total opposite direction. BAZINGA!
Fun With Teh Internets: CRYING KIDS WITH SANTA
Mom, forgive me but I HAVE to comment here. This poor child is not only being scarred for life, but he looks an awful lot like Don Knotts:
She’s crying because this is a pathetic attempt at being a Santa. HINT: Just because you may have a beard already doesn’t excuse you from wearing a REAL FAKE beard. And put on the red suit also will ya? God, put a little effort into it man
Looks like SOMEONE is getting a visit from the ghost of Christmas future! (PS- A Christmas Carol absolutely sucks, unless it’s the Mr. Magoo version, or Captain Picard is starring in it)