Archive | February, 2012

Imponderable #36: Dayton Ohio

17 Feb

February 17, 2012

Heard the expression “don’t take a knife to a gunfight”? Check this out.

“Hey man, I got a bullet! Don’t make me throw it at you!”

I suspect that this does not qualify as armed robbery. And how much cash did he think he would get from a dollar store?

Why would anyone think they could rob a store with simply a bullet?

The question in Imponderable.

And as far as the opening quote goes, here is why you never bring a knife to a gunfight:

“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

16 Feb

February 16, 2011

First I wrote about the Caribbean Crazy Ants.
Then it was Frankenstein Ants.

Now this:

Does anyone else see the pattern? These ants are getting smarter all the time! And bigger! And better organized!

If you will allow me a moment of panic, please let me say WE ARE ALL FUCKED! Next week I fully expect to read that ants have developed fully opposable thumbs and are using tools, then it is goodbye humanity!

What can we do? WHAT CAN WE DO???

Ladies and Gentlemen, we can do nothing. the era of the human race has come to an end.