Imponderable #6: Twinsburg Ohio

25 Jul

July 25, 2011

This one is easy.

How much gas will make a man jump into traffic screaming “I have to fart” while running around his car?

The question is Imponderable.

7 Responses to “Imponderable #6: Twinsburg Ohio”

  1. Thomas Stazyk's avatar
    Thomas Stazyk July 25, 2011 at 2:01 am #

    I spent most of my life in Cleveland, OH and Twinsburg is just outside of Cleveland–a little far to be a suburb, but I’ve been there many times and my sister lived off Darrow Road for a long time. Every year they have a Twins festival there.

    None of this, of course, sheds light on the imponderable question, but the answer may be in the “man’s psychiatric history.”

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k July 25, 2011 at 2:59 am #

      I thought about that but I think the question stands. While his psychiatric history may help answer why he had such a ridiculous reaction, I still have to wonder how much gas he must have had in the first place.

      Meanwhile, this must have been a real treat for you getting news from back home!

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  2. Daniel's avatar
    Daniel July 25, 2011 at 6:03 am #

    IBS ? Diverticulitis ? Some people have a low threshold of pain. I could go for almost a week after spraining my ankle at Summer camp before getting it treated when it started to get serious, but yet a paper – cut can put me in agony ( sometimes ).

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  3. Mike Monge's avatar
    Mike Monge July 25, 2011 at 8:32 am #

    We can always Blame Taco Bell…or is that too easy?

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  4. Jeffrey H Lynch's avatar
    Jeffrey Lynch July 25, 2011 at 11:15 am #

    Police had him treated? Treated with what? 50mg Pepto Bismol? It’s getting crazy out there …

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  5. bmj2k's avatar
    bmj2k July 25, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    Anybody like the header?

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